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Imagine you want to reform terrorists. What’s the last thing that would come to mind when trying to devise a plan to rehabilitate potential mass murderers?

In what is being touted as ‘jihadi rehab,’ al Qaeda terrorists newly released from Guantanamo prison or caught on the streets of Iraq before their suicide bombs could explode are putting finger paints and crayons to paper in order to secure their freedom.

The Saudi government, which is running the rehabilitation program on a former royal family retreat outside Riyadh, claims that some 700 former al Qaeda terrorists have been reprogrammed.

Rehabilitation using extraordinary crayon rendering.

Granted, as this happened under his watch, of course, this will be Bush’s fault.

The emergence of a former Guantánamo Bay detainee as the deputy leader of Al Qaeda’s Yemeni branch has underscored the potential complications in carrying out the executive order President Obama signed Thursday that the detention center be shut down within a year.

The militant, Said Ali al-Shihri, is suspected of involvement in a deadly bombing of the United States Embassy in Yemen’s capital, Sana, in September. He was released to Saudi Arabia in 2007 and passed through a Saudi rehabilitation program for former jihadists before resurfacing with Al Qaeda in Yemen.

Said must have laughed his ass off after he was told he could up and walk out of ‘jihadi rehab’. And c’mon, how hard could this rehab be if the ACLU hasn’t protested it.

Now multiply this by how many President Obama wants to set free?

7 Responses

  1. chrisbg99

    Maybe stick the crayons up into their brains. Make them dumb like Homer.

    Or would that be making them more intelligent?

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  2. Mauser

    “No, No Achmed. It’s the BLUE wire that goes to the detonator. You used Periwinkle.”

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  3. dissent

    So why is this so shocking? The U.S. does the Liberal thing by releasing the detainees. The Saudis provide Liberal re-education in the Liberal Arts, at a former royal retreat … teaching the kindergarten mentality of “negotiations without preconditions”.

    The detainees are released as rehabilitated Liberals who rejoin Al-Qaeda to prosletize suicide bombing as “The Way of Allah”, effectively killing … without preconditions.

    Everyone’s equal. Everyone dies.

    Isn’t that how we got our Bill Ayers and our Bernardine Dorn?

    And both systems breed students who hate Americans. Did I miss anything?

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  4. GarlandAngel

    I know I can be dense sometimes but is this for real or are you just pulling my proverbial leg?

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