Pardon this: Ceremonial turkey may be executed
Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized
How and why (as usual with anything involving this administration) Peace is dead remains a mystery

  • Igor

    I don’t give a rodent’s rear if the friggin’ bird IS pardoned, I’m gonna eat ‘im!  Stoopid ceremony!!

  • Tallyman

    Trust not in the false prophet or messiah, you turkeys.

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