B&B Media Skim


Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford accepts ACLU ‘courage’ award

This is what courage looks like!

Two jail guards arrested over Jeffrey Epstein suicide
They’re gonna sing, but about whom?

Support group started for those anxious about climate change
Include directions to the nearest cliff

Emails: Open Society Kept Alleged ‘Whistleblower’ Eric Ciaramella Updated on George Soros’s Personal Ukraine Activities
You know George Soros is somewhere on the president’s plate…


He Who Denied It: Eric Swalwell Denies Emitting Massive Fart on MSNBC
Lots of finger pointing, so someone’s full of shit

Creepy New Sprite Commercial Sells Transgenderism and Breast Binding, Not Soda
Haven’t bought a Sprite in years. Will continue the trend

FBI Releases Internal “Office of Professional Responsibility” Report Containing Details of Peter Strzok Investigation
DOJ outlines slew of Strzok ‘security violations,’ says wife learned of affair through unsecured phone
Lindsey Graham sets date for FISA abuse hearing with DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz
Making the case to start sending the coup-plotters up the river

Muncie Mayor Dennis Tyler charged with theft of government funds
When the majority of news reports omit party registration, what does that normally mean?

Accused bike-path terrorist Sayfullo Saipov tells judge he only answers to Allah
Send him to that conversation

Stacey Abrams ‘happy’ to run as vice president with nominee
If you can’t win on your own, lose with someone else

Supreme Court Temporarily Blocks Subpoena of Trump Financial Documents
If it wasn’t a requirement before, it’s not a requirement today just because Donald Trump’s the target

When Students Can’t Get Emergency Contraception From Vending Machines, Sometimes There’s No Plan B
How about laying off the booze, drugs and stop fucking everybody?

Woman who threw drink at Gaetz gets jail time
That’s better than a slap on the wrist

Steve Bannon tried to boot alleged whistleblower Eric Ciaramella from White House
So, who stopped this from happening?

Grand Valley State University’s student government removes Pledge of Allegiance from meetings
“Non-inclusive and represents an oppressive government”… like a college campus

Democrats Omit Exculpatory Information from Summary of Tim Morrison Transcript
Focus Group Data Show Impeachment Flopping with Swing Voters, 2020 Democrat Leftist Lurch Unpopular
They’re in too deep to stop now

GOP Targeting Vulnerable Pro-Impeachment Democrats in Trump-Won Districts with $7 Million Ad Blitz
No word yet on GOP strategy to inspire and support candidates on the 50-or-so vacancies

Clinton Foundation Reports $16.8 Million Loss in 2018
Hillary needs a job

Justice IG to testify next month on alleged 2016 surveillance abuse
Criminal referrals a good possibility

Lawsuit claims Burger King’s Impossible Whoppers are contaminated by meat
The first thing we wondered if the Impossibles were cooked on the same broilers as real burgers. We now have our answer

Politico, DNC at odds over Democratic debate moderator
Liberals having trouble finding a man who can throw a softball

Al Sharpton gets $1M in pay from his own charity
Who does that?

Neil Cavuto Rips Trump for Attack on Chris Wallace: Journalists ‘Are Not Entitled to Praise You’
They’re not supposed to choose sides either, Neil

Official’s testimony on Trump-Ukraine call conflicts with top diplomat’s story
It’s hard to keep liars on the same page

Millennials call for ban on office Secret Santa because it causes anxiety
Can’t tell you how many times we shake our heads at those following us

The rise of fearmongering political campaigns: Study finds regions in the US and UK where people have more neurotic personalities voted for Donald Trump and Brexit
The demonizing of millions

White House official sues Politico, targets Schiff’s role in impeachment
The line starts here…

Vindman reveals that he had been offered a position as defense minister of Ukraine
If someone offered you a job three times, it means you were really considering it and terms were probably being discussed, right?
NSC officials attempted to remove Vindman due to security concerns but were blocked by Obama holdover
Everyone has a price and Benedict Arnold was also a war hero before….
Vindman tells impeachment hearing he reported ‘improper’ Trump call immediately
Ukraine whistleblower may have liaised with Vindman over Trump call
US Army prepared to move Vindman to secure location
No reports (leaks) of any threat but the headline serves its purpose


Chick-fil-A ending donations to 3 groups that oppose gay marriage
Chick-fil-A denies capitulating to LGBT activists; Christian groups won’t be excluded from donations
2012 Flashback: Chick-fil-A wins Republican backing over gay marriage
The conservatives giveth and the conservatives taketh away

Inside The Media Conspiracy To Hype Greta Thunberg And The UN Climate Conference
What does it say when you need coordination for validation?

Purging the Pro-Lifers: Democratic AGs bar anti-abortion candidates from any support
The big tent

Julian Assange rape investigation dropped by Sweden
“The evidence has weakened considerably due to the long period of time that has elapsed since the events in question.”

Days From Shutdown Deadline, Congress Races To Pass Temporary Government Funding Bill
Flashback: #Shutdown: We’re Now Supposed to Sympathize with Fed Employee Gluttons
Don’t want to panic the federal fatties

Prince Andrew: six key questions raised by his Epstein interview
‘NONSENSE’ Lady Colin Campbell sparks outrage on GMB for claiming ‘underage sex with prostitutes isn’t the same as paedophilia’
So, underage sex with prostitutes and paedophilia is much more widespread than reported and/or admitted

Ohio Supreme Court To Decide Whether Gun Owners Can Drink At Home
Seeing how people die as a result of some of their policies and edicts, should politicians and judges be able to drink, period?

Campaign Struggling With Black Voters Touts Video of White Boomers Dancing to Panic! at the Disco
If you have to try so hard to make someone like you and it still doesn’t work…