The ‘Climate Change’ Rebrand as Global Warming ‘Stalled’

Now we know who to blame for all those who are so ignorant as to not believing in global warming-climate change….

The Sun.

Global warming appears to have stalled. Climatologists are puzzled as to why average global temperatures have stopped rising over the last 10 years. Some attribute the trend to a lack of sunspots, while others explain it through ocean currents.

At least the weather in Copenhagen is likely to be cooperating. The Danish Meteorological Institute predicts that temperatures in December, when the city will host the United Nations Climate Change Conference, will be one degree above the long-term average.

Thank God.

But don’t tell those little kids who’ll go to bed crying tonight about drowning polar bears, or the teachers who’ll spend a few class hours each week telling their students how they can help heal the planet by ratting on their inconsiderate parents, or the young supermodels who stripped on video for a cause that is bogus (and the wet dreams of 360.org boys), or the television network that tinted its logo and programming green, or the Hollywood intelligentsia that’s been suckered into putting their own dollars into the scam, the Motion Picture Academy that got Milli Vanillied by Al Gore, and I could go on.

And whatever you do, don’t tell President Obama. You know how he gets if he thinks he doesn’t look good.