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Well, this is some freaky shit outta nowhere

Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion? That’s the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse.” And while it’s no joke, CDC officials say it’s all about emergency preparation.

The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for “flesh-eating zombies” much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like “Night of the Living Dead” and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you’d take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.

What do you say to this, coming from the federal government? The next time a Democrat EVER talks about their having adults in leadership, remind them about the “zombie apocalypse” warning. And typically missing from any liberal impending doom to-do list, a gun.

11 Responses

  1. Eric

    If I was going to prepare for a Hurricane I would make sure I have non-perishable food and water purification abilities in one way or another. I wouldn’t be stockpiling ammo and guns like you see people do in Zombie movies.

    Wait, is he saying that we need to be prepared to shoot people in the head in case of a Hurricane?

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    • Igor

      Eric, don’t forget lots and LOTS of medical supplies. Start with the basics (splints, bandages, OTC antibiotics, etc.) and work your way up from there. Take some advanced First Aid training, the more advanced the better – no hospitals will be available after The Balloon Goes Up.

      Only Zombies need to be shot in the head. For others, my +P’s will suffice. 🙂
      If I *really* want to reach out and touch somebody, my .303 Enfield will do nicely.

      Igor

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  2. eNeecie

    When my nephews and now my son turned 16 I told them that they had now reached the maturity level of a large percentage of the so-called adult population. My challenge to them was to continue to mature and learn for the rest of their lives. I am now begining to think that 16 is an overestimation. I think the median maturity level must now be around 13 or 14.

    I would find this funnier if I wasn’t paying for it.

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  3. Mauser

    “I, for one, Welcome our new undead masters.”

    Nice thing about a Mossburg pump, it’s immune to EMP.

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    • Igor

      I prefer the one with the 50-round drum. Now, THAT is a Zombie Hunter’s gun!!

      The Mossberg would be my second choice. And, I didn’t know Zombies put out any EMP…

      Igor

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  4. fboiteau

    Goodness…

    And in the meantime, nothing is being done to ensure electronics are “hardened” to protect against an EMP weapon which could bring us back to the Dark Ages in 2 seconds…

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  5. n.n

    They’re right. In a short time, the nation will, in the majority, be populated by a manufactured set of morons. Our schools are failing to teach the most basic of knowledge, and, more importantly, they are failing to impart the capacity to think for oneself.

    Make no mistake, the day of the zombie is forthcoming, unless we act quickly and decisively to counter progressive corruption of individuals and the system.

    I can’t remember if I posted this before, but it is entirely relevant to our understanding of the process by which zombies are created.

    Lack of Quality in University Education

    Inoculate yourself, your family, and friends, against the threat. Learn the basic knowledge necessary for survival, choose your faith wisely, and arm yourself to defend against those who choose to follow mortal gods.

    The threat is real and imminent, but it is not inevitable if we are successful in countering the immortal failure of progressive policies.

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  6. GoodMojo

    Why prepare for a “zombie invasion”

    Are those at the CDC characterizing an unchecked influx of zombies as a biological threat, being extremely disrespectful, and committing a certain slur against well meaning zombies everywhere?

    Are we not America?

    Are we not obtuse for not acknowledging our ill-gotten national prosperity, and apologizing for it?

    Are we not committing acts of “hate-speech” by suggesting a zombie population’s goals might not be consistent, or compatible with traditional American values?

    Are they not just coming here for a better life?

    Are they not only “eating brains that Americans just won’t eat”?

    Are those who would restrict their access to “The American Dream” on the basis of “Zombieism” just being “bitter, clinging, profiling, racists”? Bigoted extremists much more likely to commit acts of mass destruction than any poor downtrodden zombie( or radical Muslim terrorist)?

    Are we not facing global scorn, revulsion, and UN sanctions, by not allowing zombies to force their obviously superior culture, on our own obviously inferior one?

    Am I coming across as, sarcastic, or “uncivil”?

    I’m feeling all liberal and squishy….

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